Living in Oklahoma, with more fucking churches than 7-11s, it's impossible NOT to notice that evangelicals are constantly communicating with themselves, and doing so enthusiastically and loudly. When I first witnessed this, I'll admit I was a bit intimidated. Until, that is, one of them told me that this was the ONLY way to effectively communicate with the one real god, and that god ignores pussies, socialists, and red-flag laws. Whew, I thought. I ran into that rocket surgeon in the nick of time. You don't realize how freeing it is to finally know the truth.

Wow, I hadn't heard about the Chimp War. Thanks for sharing.

As a critical-thinking, heterosexual, married white-male feminist, I think the key to enlightenment and equality for EVERYONE starts wit atheism....plus, it's so much less exhausting than burning books or scrambling to justify your regional fairytale du jour.

I'm only an armchair historian, but even I predict that Trump will not only lose the presidential election, but he'll finally make it OFFICIAL that the GOP is nothing but an obsolete gaggle of idiots and conspiracy theorists. #Slava Ukraine! #FuckTrumputin.

Although I've seen these pics many times before, they never cease to shock me; I think everyone should look at them from time to time. Thank you for posting.

Crowd-funding sites to pay for healthcare, and guns everywhere but, heaven forbid we see the occasional nipple or teach our kids actual, fact-based history.

Mattress manufacturers run the same type of racket. That's why I buy cheap shades and cheap (but new) mattresses. My wife was shocked when we moved in together to find out she wasted $1000 on a mattress & box spring, only to realize that she liked my $200 bed more.

If anything, it PROVES what I've known since before I started kindergarten--that prayers are nothing more than wishes, and just as effective. I'm shocked that more gun nuts haven't killed themselves putting nipples on their guns. It's much safer to just splurge and spend a buck on a pacifier at Dollar General. Common sense, on the other hand, is apparently cost-prohibitive.

My wife and I have a system that works for both of us: I take out the trash, she replaces the bag. I wash the laundry, she puts it away. I do the dishes, she unloads the dishwasher. We'll decide on the baseboards after our second decade of marriage...oh, and we both say, fuck the grout.