Like today's "Freedom Fries." People forget that without French help during the Revolution we'd still be curtsying to a monarch.
Or those who are convinced that all Democrats are devil-worshipping pedophiles while enthusiastically supporting admitted sexual predators.
That's something I've suspected all along, but just to make sure, I asked my one-eyed puggle what his thoughts were, and he completely concurs.
I've absolutely loved every pet I've ever had and was/am a total wreck whenever that inevitable day came. I'm literally inconsolable. I always swore that I'd never get another one because I hated the loss so much. My wife gently reminded me that they have no concept of death and that all we can do is our best to make sure that their later years are as happy and comfortable as possible. As I'm typing this I have a 14-year-old, one-eyed puggle in my lap with our 2-year-old Pit rescue at my feet. I finally admitted to myself after our last loss what should've been obvious to me, but was to my wife--that I'll never NOT have at least two pets...because life without them would just totally suck.
+I live in a state that has a serious case of execution-envy, and all I want is to be left alone to watch a championship-caliber football game. You see, Oklahoma has always prided itself on its stalwart dedication to fundamentalist Christianity, moral superiority and great football. On the football front, we’ve done quite well for ourselves lately, especially when it comes to our rivalry with our neighbors directly to the south of the Red River. The Sooners have dominated the state of Texas, from Lubbock to Waco, from Ft. Worth to College Station, even to their hallowed capital, Austin, for…
While I totally agree with your list, I'm even more impressed that you had the self-discipline to limit it to only eight entries.
Not a day goes by that my wife and I don't thank our lucky stars that we decided to forgo having two-legged children and focused our time and devotion to our beloved four-legged ones. The freedom and love they provide is unmatched.
I never knew I could have a pet chicken. I'm really glad I started following you because now my wife and I are officially pet-chicken advocates. Thank you.
Just a blue speck in a vast red sea.