A good response to their, "Nice toys" remark would've been, "Do you know why girls wear makeup and perfume?" "Because they're ugly and they stink." I still use that tired line on my loving wife when she's taking forever to get ready to go somewhere. So often, in fact, that I only need to ask the question before I get the, "yeah, yeah, I'll hurry" response. BTW, I still have my Stretch Armstrong.