I don't currently, nor have I ever been a member of ANY church. You see, I live in Oklahoma City, so I'm more than familiar with the sanctimonius christian type. The churches around here would immediately go on lockdown if Jesus got within 10 feet of their doors, for no other reason than he'd look exactly like the brown, unkempt, military-age, Middle-Eastern male he was. The ignorance of these yokels never ceases to amaze me.