I live in Oklahoma City, right in the middle of Tornado Alley. What I've learned about those fickle storms is that they absolutely LOVE to attack churches but they're scared to death of bars and avoid them at all costs. So, with tornado season beginnning, I'm going to go get drunk knowing I'll be safe while an F5 or two will do their best to wipe the map of tax-exempt shitholes. god bless.