It's disheartening to find out that exactly ZERO of my dogs have ever loved me like yours love you. When I'm in the bathroom for any reason, they can't be bothered to wake up from their all-important naps. Maybe it's because I don't stare at them while they're pooping. I don't know, but they show me plenty of love when I'm in any other room in the house and I return the favor when they're doing something that doesn't occur in their "bathroom," so I guess I'll get over it.